Your new business card could say:

J. Linder
Dental Critic

You completely have the knack for a good dental office critique. You should totally freelance. I think your new job should be reviewing all of the dental hygenists in the Seattle-Metro area. They could put your column in The Stranger underneath Dan Savages column (Hey, Faggot!)

In other news, still plowing through Sarah Brown's Blog.

She is totally the missing third of our brain. I present as evidence:

"My birthday is in less than two weeks, and while I will be celebrating with a coed slumber party (more on that later), I won’t be celebrating 26. I decided that I wasn’t really satisfied with how I spent 25—there was a lot of squandering and laziness and some poor decisions—so I’m calling a do-over. Therefore, on June 10, I’ll turn 25 Part II: Electric Boogaloo."

-Sarah Brown, Queserasera.org, May 28, 2003.

That, or we're not as original and funny as we thought.


Pumpupthejam,

Nicole