An update....
I came in first in the poker tournament. Fifty bucks, baybay. I'm so money and I don't even know it.
We are leaving on vacation friday. or saturday. or sunday. It all depends on JOhn's half-brother's wedding, whether there will be shit dealt out for skipping it, and ultimately whether or not I want to drive all night saturday if we go to said wedding. FUN!!!
I bought new clothes today. Have you ever seen that commercial where the mom is trying on clothes and the kid says "I HAVE TO GO POTTY RIGHT NOW" and the mom takes her to the potty in the dress she's trying on?
Yeah that happened to me today except I was ALMOST NAKED when he said that, so instead of wearing a hot black dress with tags on I hastily threw on my clothes, and manuvered the cart with sleeping baby in it out of the dressing room, and clear across target befor noticing my shirt was on inside out and backwards. Oh, yeah, and my fly was down too. Not a good look, Muriel.


1 Comments:
So it takes fifty dollars to make you holla....but tell me do you get paid to do the wild thang?
Love the target story! I can totally see it! Priceless Jerry, priceless!
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