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posted by The Accidental Housekeeper @ 2:06 PM
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- Name: The Accidental Housekeeper
- Location: Yakima, Washington
Eight years ago, I got drunk with a couple of old friends and slept with the guy one. I got pregnant, moved in, fell in love, had a baby, and got married, in that order. Eight years ago, the trajectory of my life was altered completely and irrevocably. Eight years ago, I became The Accidental Housekeeper.
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You are my density!!
So I'm back from the dentist...but first...
Okay how Seattle am I, instead of going home from the dentist I quickly scamper to the nearest Starbucks like the good drone that I am. You see I work at home on Tuesdays and Thursdays so don't usually get my fix. So I am now sitting at Starbucks slurping my grande triple shot non-fat lite on the mocha mocha w/ no whip and posting to this blog.
Long live T-Mobile Hotspots and their free day passes!!!!
...now back to the dentist.
The dentist wasn't as bad as I expected. I only have 4 itsy bitsy teeny weeny cavities that don't even have to be filled. The big thing is that I have go back next week for the super industrial sand blaster deep cleaning that is apparently so awful you can't get it done in one visit. You go once and they do one side of your mouth then you come back and they do the other. OY Vey...I'm svitsing already....oh well my insurance covers it 80%
I do have to have a crown, cause one of my chompers is slightly cracked. The good news is the crown will avoid a root canal, the bad news insurance only covers 50%. Other than that....they were actually quite impressed that for not having been to the dentist in such a looong ass time my teeth were in really good shape.
The funny part was that today my hygenist was named Clarice...."Did he make you perform fellatio Clarice"...."No he was a very decent man."
The funny part is she was like a kindergarten teacher. We did the xrays and all you know you have to bit down on the Mr. Ed bit and everything and she is all "you are doing awesome", "you're a great patient" I wonder if I was bad if she would have made me put my head down and then turn off the lights...my real kindergarten teacher did that.
Overall I would recommend the dentist office...they really explained everything and didn't make me feel like a total hillbilly with my billy bob teeth.
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