Beware....

You know, how sometimes you see a new product on TV, and even though the commercial is so stupid you want to puke and you say to yourself "Sounds like Boone's to me" you still manage to convince yourself that technology has come a long way, and there is no way some large company is going to invest millions of dollars into a stupid ad campaign if it's going to be as bad as you think, plus you're at the grocery store buying milk with your WIC checks and you know if you spend more than five dollars on wine the clerk is going to roll his eyes and be rude, so you see the display of Arbor Mist Blackberry Merlot and actually convince yourself it can't be that bad, and dammit you really want a glass of wine and DAMN THE SAFEWAY CLERK TO HELL but you really really need a glass of wine today; so you go through the checkout with your WIC milk and your $3.49 bottle of Arbor Mist Blackberry Merlot and that son of a bitch still rolls his eyes and you just know he's going to go home and bitch about alcoholic welfare mothers to his wife, and when you finally get home you need that wine sooo much more but it isn't as bad as Boone's, in fact it is much, much worse and you have no alternative (other than drinking the hooch SIG made my brother and John for Christmas) so you put it in the smoothie blender with a pound of ice and a cup of sugar and it's still really really bad.

I hate when that happens.